What movies have not aged well?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-J W Pepper

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Live and Let Die

Why is my vagina swollen, it’s very itchy. I had sex we used protection, but day after it felt like my insides had a heartbeat as well as itching, the pulsing has went away but it is still itchy and my discharge is yellow, i'm 15, what could it be?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Ah so!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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Moonraker

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

The Man with the Golden Gun

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Octopussy

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Just sitting at home with this huge cock. Who can take care of it for me?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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Diamonds Are Forever

From Russia With Love

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What are some life hacks for living on your own?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

How do I confess to my crush who had a traumatic past with his previous partner without losing the friendship?

A View to a Kill

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

You Only Live Twice

Why can't we send flat Earthers to space and show them the shape of Earth?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Goldfinger

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Dr No

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.